There's plenty of people who naively think that being a scientist needs a lot of that "book learning" stuff! We beg to differ! To be a true scientist, you need only ONE book - the ultimate science text...are you ready? THE BIBLE! Nothing you will ever read in any darn book will come close to the scientific insights you will glean from The Good Book! So if little Johnny comes home wanting to know about bugs or rockets or the ocean or whatever, the single best thing you can do for little Johnny is hand him a Bible and tell him to READ UP!
That's what we've done, and look where it has gotten us!!! We have been "programmed" by all those scientists telling us that the Earth is round, that the sun doesn't circle the Earth, that apes and humans are related to a common ancestor. Nope, we are truly FREE of all that science nonsense! Good, clean "from-the-gut" reasonin' is what we have and all you need for running our museum!
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