Admission

Because our museum appears to the uninitiated to be a random collection of newspaper clippings, plastic casts of fossils, and poorly-designed plaques, we insist that you are "guided" through the museum by our unqualified staff. This gives one the additional benefit of not having to try to piece all of this mish-mash of "exhibits" together to come up with some kind of argument (or set of arguments) that follows some kind of "logical flow". Logic is clearly over-rated. Plus, this fits into our philosophy of not having you, the public, thinking for themselves (which we all know can be quite taxing!). The whole tour takes 45-60 minutes, assuming you can take that much patented "from-the-gut" REAL science!

Admission

(Includes our wonderful "no need to think for yourself" tour and full access to our Trueassic Park, where kids can play with the dinosaurs just like our ancestors did - except the dinosaurs won't actually KILL your kids!)

• Adults (in age only - clearly not intellectually) - $8
• Children 3-12 (our target audience who we will manipulate with our propaganda and REAL science) - $6
• Infants 2 & under are FREE
• Groups of 10 or more (we assume that if you can gather that many "adults" together to come to our park, they really have the mental age of a child!) - $6
• Yearly Pass (if you can take this >1 in a lifetime, then we are most willing to take your cash!) - $75

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